Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Please Let Me Know When and How We Get Paid For This

before i could see the link i knew this was about channing tatum hahaha
yes we should, i have dollar passes
Hahahahha
TARA ONG
Omg
I just remembered a dream I had about him!!!
HAHHAA
have you seen the trailers! he's just dancing and smiling!
I was auditioning to be his kids' piano teacher. He lived in a gigantic mansion in Shorewood hills (where we visited that bunny) and he had like 9 kids
I had to take a secret elevator to his house.
I was SO dedicated to trying to play it cool and win over these two cynical teenage boys who were potential students
HAHAHAAH OMG
i only wish there was a pet bunny in this dream
hahahaha
I also thought about how much money I could make and also that I could teach during the day because (obvs) they were all home schooled
HAHAHAHA
by him?!?!!
Goddddddd I wish that was real. I planned to charge him $2 more per student than I usually do
Hahahhaha I don't know - I didn't think about that!
wow so realistic even in a dream
like no "1000$ a lesson"
Right? I'm too nice, business-wise
I was like "we'll eventually I'll be teaching all nine kids and I can just quit everything else and be the Tatum's live-in piano teacher."
God and he was so cute and SO NICE and fun and funny!
HAHAHAAHA DID HE DANCE FOR YOU
did this turn into a soft core porn dream
you show up at his house early and all the kids are gone
No 😔😫😢 so sad
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
"can you play pony on the piano? just wondering"
Well what should we do with all of this unexpected free time??
"I just happen to know pony on the piano! wanna hear it?"
OMG
I need to learn it
"sure! why not, we have a few hours before the kids arrive"
Hahahhahahaha Tara!!!!!!
Omg
HAHAHAHA
I'm in love with all of this
"let me just put this drill down, I was doing some remodeling"
HAHAHAHHAHAH
Whoops, I spilled something in my shirt. Off it goes!
"and take my shirt off, it's full of sawdust, dont wanna get it on the piano" sits on piano chin on hands, shirtless
"ok play"
That last one could apply to either of us
Hahahhahahahhaha
Jesus Christ
HAHAHAHA yep, cuz he obviously handed you a drink
why dont i write fanfiction?!?!?!
I don't even fucking know